CORPORATE NONSENSE GENERATOR

The whole world is made of energy, not 'synergy' despite what your boss may think.

Fight the corporate strangle hold on communication in your next zoom meeting, and still *wow* the boss with the Corporate Nonsense Generator!

Slap that ‘ol mute button after everyone kindly says ‘hello’ and keep on mindlessly swiping through Tinder Passport, hoping to match with some C-list celebrities in LA without fear of being called on!

Why?

Because you’re using Corporate Nonsense Generator!

Just smash the big “NO BS” button when your name is called, and politely read out your company’s next *new* hot buzz-y slogan.

Everyone will be shocked and awed that you just saved the marketing department thousands of dollars in outsourcing costs, all with the personal satisfaction of putting in little-to-no-effort.

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